you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
someone please take bilbo baggins home he doesnt need to see death and destruction and feel the pain of loss hes too innocent for that someone take him home
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"